If you’re one to correctly guess what Ass Smoothie is all about, then I gladly give you credit for being far more perverted than I!

Ass Smoothie is not about shaved or smooth bums. It’s most certainly not about gay boys. If you have ever wondered what deviant thoughts were behind the expression chocolate highway, you’re on the right track.

Ass Smoothie is all about hot chicks getting their asses filled with fluids and after an appropriate amount of sexy booty shaking (the kind that requires intense rectal control), the bum shake is poured into a glass and the chick slurps down her own Ass Smoothie!

Too gross for you? I’m sure there is another review you can be reading now..

If you’re still here, your just the kind of sick puppy the makers of this site are banking on. In my many years of reviewing sites, I have not seen many as intent of bringing this topic (up) to your attention. We’re not talking about just a couple picture or video sets of this dirty kind of drink mixing – the whole site is devoted to the Ass Smoothie.

I’ll tell you now, that this is not my cup of, oh never mind… But I have to admit that all the chicks featured in these raunchy episodes are hotties. They are young, twenty(ish) lookers with firm bodies and very dirty appetites. These chicks, without a doubt, are well on their way to pornstar infamy.

The format of the episodes is consistent with reality XXX. The chicks are interviewed and advised that they will be mixing it up (so to speak) in the most unusual ways. These girls are game to go, and they strip naked for the show. They prop their bottoms up in the air so that a speculum can be inserted into their rectum. Once the plastic anal examination device is cranked wide open, their gaping assholes are filled with a variety of liquids like milk and chocolate syrup.

If you’re into medical fetishes, the gyno segment of the show should be an amusing twist on looking deep into the erotic abyss. When the backdoor passage is filled to the brim with the smoothie ingredients, the camera takes a good look at the drink in progress. All of the details from start to finish are explicitly recorded in both high quality video and photos.

If there was ever a good use of extra detail in visuals, this is certainly it.

The chicks are released from the widening grip of the speculum and take a moment or two for their gaped asses to tighten up – at least long enough for them to mix their drink. Without too much delay, they squat over a cup or glass and release the dirty drink.

And YES, they really drink the stuff they pour out of their ass!

And if this flavor of porn is what turns your crank, then you should be thrilled to discover that the $34.90 you spend to watch this stuff for a month gets you into a huge network of more porn like this – 772 scenes, totaling 190.52 GB of high-quality videos. $4.90 will get you 2 days trial access.

If you want to see just how far porn on the web will go, Ass Smoothie is one fine example!

I’ve heard of giving an arm or a leg to getting it on with the hottest babes, but The Amputee adds a whole new twist to this. Without going any further, and with a big smile on my face, I can honestly say that these guys (or more specifically, this guy) gets huge points for originality! I dare you to NOT take at least take a peek at the preview. If you can get through this review and still not click your way over to the site, I suggest you consider toning down your medication.

Do I really need to tell you that the main star at this original site is an amputee? But, as you try to get head around the notion of a one-legged black dude having sex with BEAUTIFUL young women, what may be missing below one of his knees is made up for with the huge extra he packs between his legs. While Pedro (the star of the show) may not be the studliest looking guy, he is definitely trim (early twenties) and can fully service even the highest maintenance of chicks!

Not only does this wild, self-proclaimed first amputee porn star get it on with a new hottie each week, but from perusing his conquest manifest to date, there are over 60 episodes featuring a delightfully diverse ethnic mix of lovely ladies from 19 to 30 something. Ordinarily, with many sites involving mixed cultures, I would preface my Caucasian stats with a ‘mostly’, but in the case of The Amputee, most of the babes are Latinas and ebony chicks with some Asian and Caucasian to round out the mix.

Aside from the obvious novelty factor (the Internet IS the ultimate circus), the quality of porn at The Amputee is very good by reality XXX standards. Each episode is presented in movie format with lots of options to best suit your specific computer and connection configuration. The navigation of the site is extremely simple (and colorful) with emphasis on user friendliness. You can choose a episode from a thumbnailed list (updated each Tuesday) and then you can decide on movie or picture format. The picture galleries are screenshots from the movies – so don’t expect much in the way of quality. The movies however, are available to download or view in streaming mode in High or Low (WMV, or Quicktime) formats. Each episode is broken out into clips you can view or download directly. You can also download or view the entire episode. I could not really find anything lacking in the video content, either from user options or quality.

The nature and format of the episodes is pretty consistent with typical reality porn, except for a few unique traits. As many of the models are from lands south of the US, the dialog is often non-english, but I doubt that this will do anything other than make each episode even more unique. Now Pedro does have this unusual habit of writing a comment on the forehead of his sexy conquests – some may find it a bit more demeaning than necessarily, but the site still seems genuinely playful in nature.

In addition to the Pedro’s sexcapades, membership to this site may include 16 other sites as well (if you choose the Incredible Pass membership). These sites also involve eclectic niches and themes: Big Tits Curvy Asses, Coeds Love Big Dicks, Cum Brushers, Daddy I’m a Whore, Human Toilet Bowels, I Love Black Cum, Midget Cum, Mom’s a Cheater, and The Boss XXX. Even without the bonus sites, the content at The Amputeeis novel and sufficient enough in quality to cover the $19.95 monthly fee (for The Amputee only) or the $29.95 all-inclusive (Incredible Pass) monthly fee.

As a reviewer, when a site like The Amputee gives me such a break from all the other same old same old (and older) porn out there, I am obliged to direct you to sign up IMMEDIATELY for at least one month and help support innovation in adult XXX!

Generally, when reviewing adult sites, it’s prudent on the part of the reviewer to be mindful when making comments like “this site may gross you out” – especially when the subject under the spotlight is more extreme in nature. So, in the case of Cum Brushers, I must say that “this site may gross you out”.

Now I didn’t really say it was a good or bad thing that there may be some squeamish generating elements to this porn destination. Just as many of us watch scary movies for ‘entertainment’, it stands to reason that there may be those who would be interested in watching pretty young women brushing their teeth with hot cum. If this topic is starting to turn you off, then this site is probably not in line with your interests and, understandibly, you may want to skip to the next review.

However, if you are a diehard gonzo fan, or just curious to see how on earth (Latin America to be exact) pretty girls end up naked, fucked and brushing jizz (up and down like the dentist recommends) with a stupid demeaning ditties written on their foreheads, Cum Brushers may just be the porn circus tent for you.

Sometimes novelty porn sites play up specific topics but can’t back them up with enough content – that is definitely NOT the case here. The makers of this site, produce 16 others (which you may choose to buy into as well) – all mostly focusing on the ‘gonzo’ style of XXX. The women featured are authentic young (twenty somethings) amateurs from Latin America. Most of them don’t speak English and you really do get the impression that some are doing porn for the first time. In quite a few other cases though, you may suspect that these are street girls who stepped in for a few quick bucks before hitting the back alleys again. Either way, the shapes are mostly firm, many quite busty (natural) and the skin tones range from fair through all shades of coffee and black. The guys who do the dirty deed with the chicks are not your typical ‘la style’ pornstar studs. They are amateur, poorer than average fitness, BUT well endowed where it counts.

If you’re thinking that you might be interested in all the sex stuff leading up to the cum brushing, you CAN simply skip the dirty dental show at the end and still get a chock full of cock, pussy, ass, and oral XXX action. The members’ area is organized into a massive series of episodes (over 260 girls/encounters!) which are updated daily! The navigation of the members’ area is very simple and easy. You can either choose from a page of thumbnailed episodes, or sexy mugshots to get to you movie options. Each episode is available to stream or download in hi and lo bandwidth WMV formats. You can jump directly to specific scenes in a movie using the clip thumbnails or watch the whole presentation. Most of the episodes include a gallery of screenshots which are not too bad considering that screenshots don’t make for the best still images. Regardless, the screencap galleries are fully paginated and thumbnailed with reasonable quality 460×348 images. The pictures from the movies can be viewed individually or experienced as an automated slide show – yes, you get to set the picture flipping speed from very slow thru very fast.

As I mention earlier, the makers of Cum Brushers produce 16 sites which you may choose to include in your membership. When it comes time to sign up, you can get full access to Cum Brushers for $19.95 (one month) or opt to go for the All Access Incredible Pass which includes front row member seats to all 16 sites for $29.95 per month. If you’re looking for fresh (albeit sticky) faces and like your porn rough and explicit, Cum Brushers will probably not let you down.